"I hope [Carrie] will come to the dark side," she told PEOPLE Country. "I want the 'Before He Cheats' Carrie!"
Well ask and you shall receive, Miranda! The duo's video – released Wednesday morning on CMT – is all sorts of awesomely bad, from the sassy storyline to the fierce fashions. Seriously – you've never seen a country music video so glam. Don't believe us? Check out our favorite fashion moments:
Lambert and Underwood play the part of prim bankers well, suiting up in smart sweaters, pearls and plain wigs (bye bye, blonde!) to cover up their master plan.
Damn, girls! The ladies make some fantasies come true, we imagine, when hopping aboard some hogs wearing tight black leather and some daring designer biker gear.
Giving #hottiethug a run for his money, the stars sing loud and show off some sexy dance moves in tight tanks and jeans pumped up with just-rolled-out-of-bed hair and smoky eye makeup. We only hope to look this good if we're ever arrested …
Watch the video above, then share your favorite moments in the comments below.