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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Watch Rebecca's Hilarious Rap Battle with Her N.Y.C. Frenemy

02/26/2016 AT 11:25 AM EST

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is putting its signature spoof-y spin on another stereotype: the Jewish American Princess.

In a music video from next week's episode exclusive to PEOPLE, protagonist Rebecca Bunch (Rachel Bloom) faces off against Audra Levine (Rachel Grate), an old frenemy from New York who happens to be the opposing counsel in her case with Josh Chan (Vincent Rodriguez III).

Forget litigation: These ladies settle their kosher beef with a "JAP Rap Battle." (And yes, the chorus of lawyers admits the term is pretty offensive.)

"Westchester alpha bitch" Audra describes the two as "hard-nail Shebrews from Scarsdale," and the verses only get wittier from there as they argue about their high school G.P.A.s, volunteer experience, weight, college minors and hook-ups with AEPi bros.

"Think your verse is tight? Then you're trippin' like Birthright," Audra spits.

Realizing that perhaps their overbearing mothers are responsible for their rivalry, Rebecca suggests, "We were egged on like Seder plates."

But we humbly nominate this as the best line: "You want to get salty like the Dead Sea?"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend airs Monday at 8 p.m. ET on The CW.
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