The Ballers star went one better (if that's possible) on Thursday, posting a #TBT pic of himself at the age of 16 that actually … well … just look at it.
It is so magnificent it actually made us gasp.
And it seems Johnson, 43, is aware of the photo's potent power.
"By the time I was 16 yrs old, I had already enrolled in four high schools across the country due to being evicted and lil' trouble with the law," the action hero wrote in a caption. "I was also 6'4 225lbs, rockin' a dead caterpillar on my lip (aka the porn 'stache) and all the kids in every high school thought I was an undercover cop cause I looked like a mutated, yet handsome SOB of a man child. Plus in Nashville I was already hangin' out in honey tonk dive bars on Music Row and hustlin' cars from crackheads."
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Looking back at that time, and that photo, he continued, "Yup, one of the many reasons why I'm a grateful man for the life I have today and also grateful I straight up kicked puberty's ass early in life. #GodBlessSamoanAndBlackGenetics #AndGodBlessOurTeenageYears #AndWTFWasIThinkingWithThisMustache."