Elsa from Frozen takes the Piper role, which makes sense; they're both privileged blondes with killer eyebrows. Elsewhere, Snow White gets the Morello role, while Merida from Brave beats out Ariel for the Red spot.
All in all, it's a slightly less diverse crew than the one you're familiar with from Orange Is the New Black, but hey, so is nearly every other pop-culture artifact.
Frozen Is the New Black comes to us courtesy of YouTube animator Leigh Lahav, whom you may recall from 2013's hilarious Hobbit-Mean Girls spoof, "Mean Elves".
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