News of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale's divorce hit our '90s-obsessed Internet especially hard. And when someone has as much of an oeuvre devoted to breakups as Stefani, both Twitter's loneliest hearts and most hopeless romantics are going to have a field day.
Many a fan just seemed happy Stefani's single ... because that means she totally wants to date you, right?
Gwen Stefani, I bought Tragic Kingdom twice and I have a lot of opinions on third wave ska. Call me.— Chad Quandt (@QuandtumTheory) August 4, 2015
This particular fan just wants to know if perennial over-sharer Donald Trump has an inside line on Stefani.
Can Donald Trump get me Gwen Stefani's cell number?— Gideon Klein (@GideonKlein) August 4, 2015
Some are just wondering what this means for her music career.
I've been dying for Gwen Stefani to get divorced so we could finally get another banger like Don't Speak.— Marcella Arguello (@marcellacomedy) August 4, 2015
It's time for a Blackstreet + Gwen Stefani collaboration. No diggity. No doubt.— Awkward Girl (@AwkGrlPrblms) August 4, 2015
Thoughts quickly turned to other '90s power couples ...
If Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale can't make it, what hope is there for Tracy Bonham and the lead singer of Stabbing Westward?— Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) August 4, 2015
… and the '90s in general.
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale have broken up. The 90's are officially over.— Adam Newman (@Adam_Newman) August 4, 2015
just found out Gwen Stefani is getting a divorce; apparently the split is BANANAS (B-A-N-A-N-A-S)— jeffdsilva (@jeffdsilva) August 4, 2015
Rossdale's definitely getting the rougher side of coverage on Twitter.
OMFG GWEN STEFANI FINALLY REALIZED SHE CAN GET A WAY BETTER DUDE— Kelly Soloduka (@kellysoloduka) August 4, 2015
Gavin Rossdale sadly scratches "Gwen Stefani's husband" from his business card, realizing he's again known simply as "that guy from Bush."— Brandon Stosuy (@brandonstosuy) August 4, 2015
Gwen Stefani finally listened to Bush.— aaron blitzstein (@BlitznBeans) August 4, 2015
Stefani's apparent inability to age has been getting a lot of play.
Gwen Stefani files for divorce, citing the seldom-used legal statute, "He's getting old and I'm clearly a teenage-looking immortal."— Geoff LaTulippe (@DrGMLaTulippe) August 4, 2015
Gwen Stefani's Changing Looks
Holy crap guys what if Gwen Stefani mates with Paul Rudd now. We'll have solved aging in one quick, cogent bloodline.— Geoff LaTulippe (@DrGMLaTulippe) August 4, 2015
But listen, we're all grieving. And we all grieve in our own way ...
Hot Tub, I just spent way too long staring at pics of Gwen Stefani's abs. But I'm going to get some jokes together. INTERNET!— Kristen Schaal (@kristenschaaled) August 4, 2015
So please let us do that.
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are getting divorced. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) August 4, 2015
And never forget.
I'll always love Gwen stefani bc she helped me win my third grade spelling bee with bananas— i love audrey (@cornlover3000) July 26, 2015