That was apparently enough to bring about "Jurassic Park: High Heels Edition," a fan-made video that improves the first three movies in the series by digitally inserting the high heels that were sorely missing in their original theatrical runs. See Sam Neill, Laura Dern and even the Tyrannosaurus rex clip-clopping around in increasingly flashy pairs of high-heeled shoes.
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It's worth watching for the sound effects alone – trust us. You probably never realized how much a nice pair of pumps can amp up even the most hardcore action scene.
And in case you're interested in the heels that Howard actually wore in Jurassic World, PEOPLE StyleWatch has found out where you can find your own pair. (We're still waiting on a report about the pink, knee-high boots Jeff Goldblum is wearing in the video. Someone should probably get on that.)
And for the record, we'd like to state our wholehearted support for the addition of high heels to other action franchises. Make it happen, internet.