Which got us thinking: In ten years or so, parents are going to have a very hard time determining whether their children's new friends are named after a dragon queen from a fantasy series or a female rapper who was once married to Nas. So, future parents, here's a refresher on Kelis vs. Khaleesi. (And yes, we know "Khaleesi" is only a title. We'll have no complaining from book readers on this point.)
Kelis brings all the boys to the yard, Khaleesi brings all the boys to the walls of Meereen.
Kelis has one name, Khaleesi has many names.
Kelis was part of the All Hearts Tour; Khaleesi took part in an eating hearts tour.
Kelis's first hit was produced by the Neptunes; Khaleesi's first love was her "sun, moon and stars."
Both relationships ended poorly; Kelis split with the Neptunes, while Daenerys was forced to euthanize Khal Drogo.
Kelis worked with Ol' Dirty Bastard, Khaleesi works with a young, dirty bastard.
We're talking about Daario Naharis. (Warning: rear-view nudity.)