Khloé Kardashian Gets Real About First Kiss, Breakup and More: 'It's Not Funny to Lose Your Virginity!'
04/11/2016 AT 03:00 PM EDT
The reality star opened up the romantic milestones of her past in a cheeky new post on her website and app, appropriately titled, "Just the Tip: My First Time."
Kardashian, whose personal relationships have been documented for years on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, revealed that she got her first smooch before even reaching high school.
"It was on a family vacation in Hawaii when I was 12 or 13," she shared. "The teenagers were allowed to be out until 10 p.m. and we were in an arcade where the hotel kids hung out. I remember I kissed some guy there and I thought I was so cool and so grown. I don't remember the boy and I can't tell you anything else about the experience."
The 31-year-old said her rendezvous was incited by her parents' friends' daughter – a gal pal she described as "very fast."
She explained, "I only did it because I was with her. I lied and was like, 'I've totally done that before!' But I hadn't, LOL!"
A few years later, Kardashian said she had sex for the first time at age 15. "It's not funny to lose your virginity! It's weird and you're scared and it hurts and you don't know what will happen," she wrote of the encounter, noting that her male partner was older and definitely not a virgin. She continued, "I don't really remember it hurting but I do remember that I just wanted to get it over with. You definitely don't have an orgasm your first time. I didn't for the first few years!"
Kardashian also shared the details of her first big breakup – a mortifying situation that left her stranded alone at the airport. After unceremoniously moving from Los Angeles to Atlanta, Kardashian wrote that the boyfriend in question asked her to fly out to visit him.
"My dad warned me not to go, but I did. The guy NEVER picked me up from the airport!!! He never showed," she explained. "I got a voicemail from him and he said, 'I'm sorry. I can't do this.' I was 17, in Atlanta, with no money or credit cards."
Luckily, Robert Kardashian Sr. swooped in to save the day, getting his then teenage daughter a hotel room and a return flight the next day.
"My dad and I never, ever talked about it again. He knew how heartbroken and embarrassed I was, and I'm so thankful that he never said, 'I told you so.' "
The revealing post comes just after Kardashian penned a lengthy and emotional Instagram message about loving and letting go – a note many social media users speculated was about estranged husband Lamar Odom.
"Letting go with love takes great strength," she wrote. "We have to learn to stop taking on peoples problems as if they are our own. Loving people does not mean we have to carry their burdens and confusions on our back."