Kardashian West took the time out to see what a handful of tabloids have been writing about her while setting the record straight on what's fact and what's fiction via her website and app on Tuesday.
Joined by her executive assistant, Stephanie Shepard, the 35-year-old scours the web for some of the more out-there headlines about herself.
For starters? Is Kanye West really in love with Kris Jenner? (Yes, that Kris Jenner – Kardashian West's 60-year-old momager.) Shepard calls it "twisted" and "weird," but the reality star gets a good laugh out of it.
Next: What of the reports that she and West, 38, are trying for a third child.
"My husband might be trying for a third child, but I am not," says the reality star, who welcomed her second child, Saint, on Dec. 5. "So, I don't know. Maybe that's kind of true, but not maybe true. If it happened it happened, but I don't think we're trying."
Kardashian West then reads off a headline that claims her famous backside is 55 in. wide: "My butt is not that big," she says. "I would say it's about 12 in. off."
Then the moment of truth, is Kardashian West feuding with her baby sister Kylie Jenner, 18, over clothes?
"Get a life," she advises gossip writers. "That's my sister. We borrow each other's clothes. We have totally different styles, but we don't even care. We don't even argue, let alone to sue a family member – that's ridiculous."
See what other myths Kardashian West debunks – including talk of her "dark marriage secrets" – before Keeping Up with the Kardashians season 12 premieres Sunday at 9 p.m. ET on E!