04/07/2016 AT 01:55 PM EDT
Establishment politics have been catching a lot of flak this election, thanks in large part to the rise of politically incorrect Republican front-runner Donald Trump
. But a "hot little mouse" known as P. Ryan and some "orange" dude named John Boehner are here to remind you that the OG GOPers are still some "pretty cool guys."
Watch them boogie down to the "Establishment Shuffle" as they promote classic Republican values like right to life, "thinking Muslims are the worst," small government and, if you're Paul Ryan
, big arms
Clockwise from the top left: Bobby Moynihan as Mitch McConnell, Mitch McConnell, John Boehner, Beck Bennett as John Boehner
NBC (2); Chip Somodevilla / Getty; Astrid Riecken / Getty
And if you don't like this new anthem … well, as they say in the clip, you can just go kiss Mitch McConnell's neck.