This Is What It's Like to Go Down the World's Largest Water Slide (VIDEO)
updated 07/05/2014 AT 04:35 PM EDT
•originally published 07/01/2014 AT 12:05 PM EDT
It's called the Verrückt at Kansas City's Schlitterbahn Waterpark, and it features a 168-ft., 7-in. slide – after you plummet screaming down that sucker, you get propelled up a second hill by the power of momentum and dropped down another 50-ft. drop. (You do this on a raft, so don't worry about having all the skin on your thighs blasted off from fear and/or velocity.)
Here's a GIF of the drop (courtesy of Sploid), which you can stare at longingly or fearfully, depending on your tolerance/preference for water slides.