In this exclusive featurette from the Fey/Amy Poehler comedy Sisters Blu-ray called "The Kate and Pazuzu Chronicles," Fey's character Kate tries to get the attention of tough guy Pazuzu (professional wrestler/actor John Cena) with a series of come-ons that unfortunately do not faze Pazuzu.
Here are a few of Fey's funniest gems, along with Cena's most stone-faced, unmoved replies:
"Did you lay out today because there is actual heat coming off you," Fey's Kate says to Pazuzu. "And it's making me feel tight in my core."
"It's a good thing Florida has lax gun laws, man," she says, while timidly touching Pazuzu's huge bicep.
"How far do you think you could throw me?" asks Kate. "Like 20 feet?"
"Depends on the wind," says Pazuzu.
"You are like hot bread with a bomb in it," Kate offers.
"You are like a vegetarian calzone," Pazuzu replies.
"I bet I could get high just from licking your sweat," says Kate.
"Yeah," replies Pazuzu.
"Would you like to dance?" she asks.
"I am dancing," he says. "On the inside."
"Are any of your tattoos flavored?" Kate asks innocently.
"You ever stop to think there's a man underneath this art?" says Pazuzu. "Maybe I got these tattoos because I'm struggling with my self confidence?"
"That's even hotter," says Kate.
Sisters is available now on Digital HD and on Blu-ray and DVD March 15.