GloZell, Lohanthony and More Give Us Some Major Back to School #RealTalk

YouTube Stars GloZell, Lohanthony Back to School Questions
Lohanthony and GloZell
RAMONA ROSALES

08/14/2015 AT 04:50 PM EDT

Heading back to school can be a very emotional time. For instance, will your cafeteria squad appreciate your new haircut? Was signing up for AP calc a mistake? Does Track Captain Greg even like-like you anymore?

We can't answer any of those questions (although we have a good feeling about Greg – do tell if he waves to you in the hallway!); instead, we enlisted the coolest kids in school for a little pre-class pop quiz at this week's 5th Annual Streamy Awards Nominations Event. YouTube stars Lohanthony, Frankie Grande, GloZell and Chester See clearly studied up to talk about all of our favorite subjects, from locker décor to crush etiquette.

My alarm goes off for the first day, and I'm all ...

"Sleepy and sexually frustrated."
– GloZell

"'Here I am once again, feeling lost, but then I breathe in and let it go ... ['Make It Shine' by Victoria Justice]."
– Frankie



"Dread."
– Lohanthony

"Tired because I was up all night being anxious. Nervous about my backpack choice."
– Chester

If you opened my locker, you'd see pictures of ...

"Cute boy bands and Ariana Grande."
– GloZell

"Harry Potter or Lisa Frank My Little Unicorns."
– Frankie

"Cutouts of Britney Spears and Lana Del Rey."
– Lohanthony

"Old-school Tom Cruise and Jake Gyllenhaal from Southpaw for inspiration to get back in shape."
– Chester

When my crush comes back from summer with a new bae, I'm like ...

"I'm gonna beat her down."
– GloZell

"Daf––."
– Frankie

"'You don't go Jessica Simpson when you got Rihanna [from Orange Is the New Black].' Basically, their loss."
– Lohanthony

"Murder. But don't get caught. Have an alibi. Crime and punishment. If you're smart enough to not get caught, you have the right."
– Chester

My classmates would probably vote me Most Likely to ...

"To be a comedian."
– GloZell

"To be fabulous."
– Frankie

"To stay fabulous."
– Lohanthony

"To shart. I've done it three times in my adult life. I think it's a fart, and it's not. It's been a while since it happened, though."
– Chester

The most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me at school was ...

"My weave fell off. I was running in PE, and it got caught in a tree. People were looking at me funny."
– GloZell

"My last name is so long that the last letter of my first name gets cut off, so it's 'Fran' Grande Marchione. So any time there was a substitute teacher, they would call me Fran. ' ... Is Fran here?'"
– Frankie

"The teacher calling on me because she knew I didn't know the answer. I was just sitting there, like, 'Okay ...'"
– Lohanthony

"Not that everything has to do with farts, but my mind went to this moment that I farted. It was so bad that people in the class started complaining and trying to get up and move. My teacher made them stay seated. He said, 'I know. I smell it too and it's awful, but sit back down.'"
– Chester

If we read the last note you passed in class, it would say ...

"I hope I graduate."
– GloZell

"I love rainbows and glitter."
– Frankie

"This teacher sucks. Get me out of here."
– Lohanthony

"It would have probably been passing off some answers. I used to dabble in cheating. I don't think it's a good thing, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't do it. One time I cheated but didn't realize I was putting down the answers for another test."
– Chester

If I got to invent a new class subject, it would be ...

"How to go viral."
– GloZell

"How to apply glitter."
– Frankie

"How to take the perfect selfie."
– Lohanthony

"I don't know what it would be called, but it would be where [students] could choose something to be creative about and they would be graded on their passion for the project."
– Chester

The 5th Annual Streamy Awards will be broadcast live on VH1 and its digital platforms on Thursday, Sept. 17, at 10 p.m.
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