HAPPILY NEVER AFTER

At least they're on the same wavelength. "I don't want to get married," CAMERON DIAZ told ELLEN DEGENERES on the comedian's talk show Nov. 28, sounding a lot like her beau of three years, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, during his Sept. 4 sit-down. (DeGeneres asked if she should buy a bridesmaid's dress and he quipped, "You'll have to stay the same size for the next 15 years.") A source who spotted the pair off air Nov. 15 said they looked like "any normal couple in a comfortable relationship, really enjoying each other."

KISS & SELL

PETRA NEMCOVA and JAMES BLUNT are "very much in love," the model tells Insider—and on Nov. 20 she showed it, puckering up for a good cause. Nemcova is compiling photos of celebs (including EVA MENDES and LANCE ARMSTRONG) for Colors of Love, a book to benefit her Happy Hearts Fund, which aids children affected by the 2004 tsunami in Southeast Asia.

FAST TAKES

Somebody hire this guy a love double. While shooting an intimate scene with his Déjà Vu costar PAULA PATTON, DENZEL WASHINGTON (above) told Insider at the film's N.Y.C. premiere Nov. 20 that she "bit me [on the lip] and poked me in the eye!"

After Dancing with the Stars runners-up MARIO LOPEZ and KARINA SMIRNOFF spent Thanksgiving with Lopez's sister in Houston, the pair headed south of the border for a little R & R. "I want to take a little time off to go to Mexico," Lopez told PEOPLE. "We're overdue for a break."

Yes, 16-year-old pop star JOJO (left) popped into L.A.'s Hyde Lounge last month. But she swears, "I wasn't drinking alcohol. I was there with my mom. I had milk and cookies!"