ORLANDO BLOOM: PEEPER KEEPER
"When you're young and you're in love and it doesn't work out—it hurts," says Orlando Bloom. But don't shed any tears for the heartthrob just yet. The actor isn't suffering from a broken heart, he's talking about his latest role as a disfigured, vengeful lover in the upcoming crime drama Haven. Bloom, 29, says he fully embraced the gritty role but does have one complaint: "I wanted to lose an eye!" a disappointed Bloom says of the 29-day shoot in the Cayman Islands. "There wasn't enough time. The makeup girl did an incredible job of giving me a scar, but it would have taken three weeks of planning to lose an eye."

"My first real kiss? It was in sixth grade. My boyfriend of two weeks kissed me behind the library at school. It was really slobbery and gross."
—RACHEL BILSON, starring in the comedy The Last Kiss

ROBIN TUNNEY ON ...

Going from Prison Break to starring alongside Ben Affleck, Adrien Brody and Diane Lane in Hollywoodland: The night before the table reading I was in my hotel room vomiting 'cause I realized everybody else had an Academy Award or at least a nomination.

Re-creating 1950s Hollywood: I wore a corset, garters and high heels every day. The costume designer would make me lift my dress to show I had all of them on. I have new respect for Kate Winslet and Helena Bonham Carter.

Costarring with Ben Affleck: The love scene was all right, but beating him up was uncomfortable. He's like, 'Hit me—you can't hurt me.' But I've boxed, so I was hitting him hard! He had bruises the next day, but didn't mention them—he's too polite a guy.

FREE ASSOCIATION with MARTIN SHORT, currently starring in Broadway's Martin Short: Fame Becomes Me

Paris Hilton says her music speaks for itself: That's a sad statement.

Bill Clinton recently turned 60: Genius! Why isn't he President?

Jim Carrey renting out his GulfStream jet for $8,000 an hour: Well, you know, things have been tough.

David Copperfield says he's found the Fountain of Youth on a Bahamian island he bought: Could mean institutionalization.

Dancing with the Stars: Haven't seen it myself, but word gets back that it's filled with intellect.

Prediction for the future: Retirement.