—DAVE CHAPPELLE, who recently moved back to Ohio after walking away from his hit show last year
"Who has sex like that? And when I take my shirt off, I don't have ripped, Brad Pitt-in-Fight Club abs. I got some real-guy love handles"
—ZACH BRAFF, declaring big-screen love scenes unrealistic
MEREDITH'S ORBIT
The best thing about Meredith Vieira's new Today gig? If you ask her kids—Benjamin, 17, Gabriel, 15, and Lily, 13—it's all about the perks. [I can get them] tickets to Saturday Night Live and football games," Vieira told PEOPLE at the Good Housekeeping luncheon recently held in her honor. "Not that they're not proud of me. They're very proud. But ultimately the world revolves around them."
REAL-LIFE RESCUES
GREY'S ANATOMY'S DOCS SHARE THEIR OWN HOSPITAL ADVENTURES
"My daughter had fallen and split her chin. The doctor's hands [were] shaking, and I didn't want him giving her stitches. So I said, 'Why don't we use the liquid glue that will bond her skin?' They looked at me and were like, 'Oh, that's a good idea!' I thought, 'I'm a neurosurgeon on TV !' It worked out beautifully—she has no scar now."
—PATRICK DEMPSEY
"I've gone through three childbirths so far, and they've all been wonderful. I highly recommend epidurals, though. I'm looking for the endorsement deal."
—CHANDRA WILSON
"I was in the hospital a lot as a kid. I have a twin brother, and we had pneumonia about 15 times. We were always in oxygen tents; we had bad lungs. When we were 6, we were even there for Christmas."
—JUSTIN CHAMBERS
"I [fractured] my volar plate in my pinkie jumping off of a horse that was going 30 mph—I made a very bad mistake. It's like jumping off of a motorcycle that doesn't have any brakes."
—ISAIAH WASHINGTON
Saved by the Bell Reunion
The hookups, the meltdowns, the memoires
The case reveals what was really going on what they think of each other now!
