FUN WITH DICK AND JANE
Ironically enough, the only impact social critic Jane Fonda makes in this thudding satire on American capitalism is by looking gorgeous. If you're not devoted to her, or co-star George Segal, a pointlessly vulgar toilet scene is reason enough to skip this. (PG)

THE SENTINEL
Poor Cristina Raines may have wished she was anywhere else as she wandered through the gore of this satanic shlock about an apartment which happens to be a passage to hell. A highlight is corpse-noshing, the latest in pop demonology. (R)

FELLINI'S CASANOVA
A bizarrely made-up Donald Sutherland as the all-time rake comes off a chilly fop pawing through a cast of thousands in the misty regions of the director's imagination. Two and a half hours of sensory overload. (R)

TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING
A bomb bursting in air. Silly leftist general (Burt Lancaster) commandeers a very casually defended SAC missile base and you keep wishing he'd blow up the world so you could go home and watch TV. (R)

WELCOME TO L.A.
Comely cast (Keith Carradine, Sally Kellerman, Geraldine Chaplin, Lauren Hutton, Sissy Spacek) couples and uncouples in what is essentially producer Robert Altman's "Nashville-West." (R)

SLAP SHOT
Player-coach Paul Newman incites his third-rate hockey team into storm-trooping maniacs. His dialogue is nearly as blue as his eyes but the team and the movie end up winners. (R)

BOUND FOR GLORY
Folk singer Woody Guthrie (David Carradine) travels the hobo route from Texas to California. Glowing and reverently shot, it rates as the Elvira Madigan of the Depression. (PG)

THE LATE SHOW
A paunchy, old-school private eye, Art Carney, teams with an L.A. loonie, Lily Tomlin, to solve one last grimy case. A quirky chemistry develops between the hard-boiled and the flipped-out. You like them. (PG)

ISLANDS IN THE STREAM
Maudlin malarkey, postcard photography and calypso Muzak make this version of Hemingway's last book hard to take. But George C. Scott—who magnificently conceals his professed dislike of acting—deftly portrays a restive, Papa-like sculptor languishing in the Bahamas. (PG)

RAGGEDY ANN & ANDY
Based on one of the few children's classics that escaped the Disney organization, this feature-length cartoon has 16 original songs by Joe Raposo, Sesame Street's composer-in-residence. It also has one live actor—director Richard Williams' daughter Claire—who plays Ann and Andy's owner. (G)