ACROSS

1. Actress Mary ___ Hurt
5. Linn-Baker of Perfect Strangers
9. Gossip columnist Smith
12. "I cannot tell ___" (2 wds.)
13. Picture Perfect Morning singer Brickell
14. Onassis nickname
15. Carvey of Saturday Night Live
16. The ___ Show (Letterman program)
17. Short sleep
18. Wife of 46 Across (2 wds.)
21. Two thousand pounds
22. Peggy ___ Got Married
23. Rapper Vanilla ___
26. Actress Farrow
28. Texas billionaire Ross ___
32. The ___ Half (Stephen King movie
34. Count or lion ending
36. "Don't be a ___ loser!"
37. TV's richest lady
39. Basinger of Ready to Wear
41. Beatty of Homicide
42. "___ Got the Whole World in His Hands"
44. Opposite of happy
46. Tycoon-casino owner; deal maker (2 wds.)
51. The ___ Band (Wilson Brothers)
52. Singer-comic Martha
53. The Ipcress ___ (Michael Caine film)
55. One of the Gabors
56. ___ Trek Generations
57. Drescher of The Nanny
58. Brooks or Gibson
59. Gymnasts' perfect scores
60. Strong desires

DOWN

1. Michael Jackson hit album
2. Western character actor Jack
3. Ginger on Gilligan's Island
4. "Achy, Breaky ___" (Billy Ray Cyrus hit)
5. Actress Griffith of Nobody's Fool
6. ___ Arkin (Chicago Hope)
7. Rudner and Wilson
8. ___ with the Joneses (2 wds.)
9. Hatcher on Lois and Clark
10. Senior citizens' nest eggs (abbr.)
11. ___ code, like 90210
19. Herbert ___ of The Return of the Pink Panther
20. Brandon and Spike
23. Marriage vow (2 wds.)
24. Soda bottle top
25. "To ___ is human"
27. Pose a question
29. Wood of the Rolling Stones
30. Unrefined metal
31. TV mogul Turner
33. Madeline of Blazing Saddles
35. TV show featuring Julianne Phillips
38. William Randolph or Patty
40. ___ a Lago (Palm Beach estate of 46 Across)
43. Clean ___ (film featuring 15 Across)
45. Julia ___ (Newhart yuppie)
46. ___'s World (TV sitcom)
47. October birthstone
48. Actress Cannon
49. Slog through muck and ___
50. ___ 9 from Outer Space
51. Emerald or diamond
54. They follow ems