The plot sickens: A psycho surgeon amputates the limbs of the woman he loves, to make sure she's always handy. And, as directed by Jennifer Lynch, it's dull.
While shooting this story about a former child star who runs a kid's talent agency, Michael J. Fox asked if anyone knew what they were doing. The 92-minute, multimillion-dollar answer is: "Er, nope, not exactly."
The movie within-a-movie features Arnold Schwarzenegger playing an actor named Jack Slater who inhabits a world in which the real Arnold Schwarzenegger is a movie star. Yet many filmgoers found it confusing.
Sharon Stone and William Baldwin help usher in a new genre: the whocareswhodunit.
Bruce Joel Rubin, who wrote and directed this mawkish tale about a young father (Michael Keaton) facing his own death, forgot about the importance of not being too earnest.
To prepare for his role, did Robert Redford spend a lot of time with impossibly handsome billionaires who can't get a date?
This deeply dumb film, starring Kim Basinger as an ex-bank robber, does raise some serious questions—such as, "Where the hell are Pepino and Little Luke?"
With this resounding January flop and the more-recently released Dangerous Game, Madonna proved she's one of the worst actresses still getting work.
Boo, humbug. A technical triumph too hip for kids and too pokey for their parents.
FURTHER FOLLIES:
•BORN YESTERDAY
•THE SON-IN-LAW
•DENNIS THE MENACE
•MADE IN AMERICA
•MR. JONES
Saved by the Bell Reunion
The hookups, the meltdowns, the memoires
The case reveals what was really going on what they think of each other now!
