Ray Charles

No, we wouldn't, but it's all right, Ray. Michelangelo probably painted a sloppy ceiling or two in his day, too. (Warner Bros.)

LISTEN WITHOUT PREJUDICE, VOL. 1, George Michael and SON OF ALBERT Andrew Ridgeley

Double whammy! Michael, the aging pop wunderkind, wallows in a no-dancing-allowed bog of overblown sensitivity, while ex-partner Ridgeley grinds through a clangorous album in which the vacuous music is barely less annoying than the idiotically salacious lyrics. (Columbia)