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CHRISTINA AGUILERA
Sorry, Ms.Aguilera, that's not what the physician meant by an open MRI.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON
We have to charge more, f but most patients prefer our new mammo-glam gowns.

NATASHA LYONNE
Your knee, really? The radiologist says you're down for chest X-rays.

LIL'KIM
Not to worry, Ms. Kim. It's a very short exam—but it tells us a lot.

CHLOE SEVIGNY
No one's ever asked before, but I don't see why you can't take that home.

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