The Apprentice's winner Bill Rancic's You're Hired: How to Succeed in Business and Life and third-place finisher Amy Henry's What it Takes: Speak Up, Step Up, Move Up are the first of a slew of Apprentice-related books. Here's how The Donald's protégés stack up:

AMY ON BILL "[Nick, Katrina and I] tried to rein in his tendency to micro-manage, so we could do our jobs."

BILL ON AMY Her dispatching a casino hostess to poach VIP high rollers from his turf during an Apprentice task "was amateurish, a clownish tug-of-war for business, and it made all of us look bad."

BILL AND AMY ON OMAROSA "She was deceitful, disorganized and completely unprofessional," says Bill. Amy's take: "I may not have liked Omarosa personally, but I recognized her professional strengths."

THEIR DIGS AT THE OTHERS Amy: "On The Apprentice, one of the other women, who didn't care for me personally, criticized me by saying that I used relationships to try to win the game. Of course I used relationships!" Bill: "If I spoke out against a member of my own team, I was perceived as disloyal. If I spoke out in favor...I was perceived as lying... If I chose to stay out of the fray, I was perceived as being indecisive."

AMY'S BIGGEST BLUNDER Posing in her undies for the laddie mag FHM. "I regret it. I took a lot of heat from professional women."

BILL'S BIGGEST REGRET Disparaging what he calls those "scantily dressed" casino hostesses as "hookers" on camera. "I realize now that this didn't exactly endear me to millions of viewers."

AMY SETS THE RECORD STRAIGHT She wants us to know that (a) she has been bleaching her hair blonde since sixth grade, (b) she and Nick "went out a couple of times but decided to remain friends," and (c) she and Bill were not "canoodling," as reported in a Manhattan gossip column.

SUCK-UP AWARD To Bill for describing his new boss as "an innovative, risk-taking, media-sawy businessman...a living, breathing embodiment of the Dream." (Okay, okay, you're still hired.)