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MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY

An anagram game

THE SITE: Internet Anagram Server
WEB ADDRESS: wordsmith.org/anagram
WHAT TO DO: Type in any name, and anagrams will appear. Use "advanced anagramming" search for best outcome.

Our results:
Hug now. May meet catch. New guy cometh. A match. Two may hug Mecca, then. Come chat. Why tug? Amen.
—EACH LINE IS AN ANAGRAM OF MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY

CLIVE OWEN

A finish-the-sentence game

THE SITE: googlism
WEB ADDRESS: googlism.com
WHAT TO DO: Type in any name, and thousands of Web sites will be searched for their "opinions" of that name.

Our results:
clive owen is the minimalist's sex symbol
clive owen is genius
clive owen is appropriately accessible
clive owen is the coolest guy in the movies; the competition is not even close
clive owen is sexy
clive owen is kinda smooth
clive owen is too cool
clive owen is a revelation

COLIN FARRELL

A word-association game

THE SITE: Google Talk
WEB ADDRESS: douweosinga.com/projects/googletalk
WHAT TO DO: Type in three or four words, and Google Talk will finish your thought.

Our results:
Colin Farrell is a...good actor and I think he is a good man. He was a lion and a tiger, mixed

JOHNNY DEPP

A translation game

THE SITE: Funkatizer
WEB ADDRESS: elibs.com/e/funkatize
WHAT TO DO: Type in anything, and it will be translated into a variety of funny dialects.

Our results:
Johnny Depp is one gorgeous guy. (original)
Johnny Depp is like, ya know, one gorgeous dude. (Valley Girl)
Johnny Depp is smurfily one gorgeous guy. Smurfilicious! (Smurf)
Johnny Depp gunna be one gorgeous guy. Crazy Fool! (Mr. T)
Juhnny Depp is oune-a gurgeuous guoy. Burk Burk Burk! (Swedish chef)