ABC (Fri., May 20, 8 p.m. ET)

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Even before Kill Bill director Quentin Tarantino's out-of-left-field cameo—feverishly pitching an ultraviolent idea to a studio exec played by Kermit the Frog—I was concerned that this lively Muppet movie might be a tad too hip.

Showbiz jokes are a Muppet staple, but they seem to come especially thick and fast in the beloved puppets' first venture under the Wonderful World of Disney banner. This Wizard of Oz still concerns a lonely Kansas girl named Dorothy, but now she's a wannabe singing idol (R&B star Ashanti) stuck working in a diner owned by her Auntie Em (Queen Latifah) and Uncle Henry (David Alan Grier). After Dorothy misses a chance to audition for a talent contest sponsored by the Muppets, a tornado blows her and pet Toto (not a doggie but Muppet character Pepe the prawn) into Oz, where she teams with the Scarecrow (the always endearing Kermit), the Cowardly Lion (Fozzie Bear) and the Tin Thing (Gonzo as a lovelorn robot). Though she's okay when performing three original songs, Ashanti is easily outshone by Miss Piggy (playing four—count 'em—witches) in the acting department.

The referential humor—J.Lo's marriages, Manolo Blahnik shoes—should tickle older viewers, and Arrested Development's Jeffrey Tambor is funny as the Wizard, unmasked as a former Hollywood tour guide. Trouble is, the strong emphasis on spoofy comedy leaves the film, like the Tin Thing, in need of heart.


Showtime (Sat, May 21, 8 p.m. ET)

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"Turned-around collar or no turned-around collar, the guy's a scumbag," snaps victims' lawyer Mitchell Garabedian (Ted Danson) in this uneven adaptation of David France's 2004 book on the sexual abuse of children by Catholic clergy in Boston. Too many of the characters mouth such Hollywood dialogue, including the Boston Globe journalists working to penetrate an alleged cover-up by arch-diocesan officials.

But one element of Our Fathers is credible: Christopher Plummer's portrayal of Cardinal Bernard Law, who resigned from his Boston post in 2002. The churchman seems sincere enough in expressing compassion for members of his flock who were exploited by predatory priests, but it's clear that he's more comfortable with his eyes prayerfully closed to reality.


NBC (Mon., May 16, 8 p.m. ET)

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Myths and legends usually aren't my thing. As I watched Hercules, I kept hoping the hero (buff British actor Paul Telfer) would prove he was the son of Zeus by getting a DNA test from Maury Povich. But the film was more enjoyable than expected, maybe because there's less of it than NBC originally planned.

Cut from a four-hour miniseries to a three-hour movie, the epic maintains momentum while the strongman takes on a series of challenges to atone for inadvertently killing his three sons. The visual effects are impressive when Herc fights the Hydra and the winged lion, and Elizabeth Perkins plays his scheming mother with conviction. Unfortunately, there's enough adult content to make the film unsuitable for younger kids.

FANTASYSurvivor: Palau (CBS, May 15,8 p.m. ET) The two-hour finale is followed by a reunion special live from New York.

King Tut's Final Secrets (National Geographic Channel, May 15, 9 p.m. ET) It's the mummy in 3-D! A team of Egyptian scientists uses CT scanning in an attempt to determine the boy king's cause of death.

Academy of Country Music Awards (CBS, May 17,8 p.m. ET) Tim McGraw (six nominations) and Kenny Chesney (five) will perform and perhaps go home happy.

CSI (CBS, May 19,8 p.m. ET) A team member is kidnapped and buried alive in the two-hour season finale, directed by Quentin Tarantino.

ER (NBC, May 19,10 p.m. ET The season ends with Carter (Noah Wyle) saying farewell and Pratt (Mekhi Phifer) confronting his father (guest star Danny Glover).


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Classic episodes like "The Contest" (about mastering one's domain) and "The Bubble Boy" are featured in this superb four-disc set, which preserves the sitcom's breakthrough 1993-94 season. Extras: The cast's dead-on send-up of Regis and Kathie Lee in a scene filmed especially for their talk show; and Michael Richards's startling behind-the-scenes confession that "a little ego" fueled his resistance to teaming Kramer and Newman.


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Though its ratings were middling in season 1, the NBC comedy about a group of young doctors learning the ropes at Sacred Heart Hospital—as seen through the eyes of intern J.D. (Zach Braff)—is hilariously fresh and often touching. Extras: Never-before-seen dream sequences and fun commentary from cast and crew. Who knew that they film in what used to be a functioning hospital?

The Daytime Emmy Awards will air live May 20 at 9 p.m. ET on CBS. Here's who we think should clear a spot on the mantel:


Dr. Phil McGraw Dr. Phil

Ellen DeGeneres The Ellen DeGeneres Show *

Regis Philbin, Kelly Ripa Live with Regis and Kelly

Lisa Rinna,TyTreadway Soap Talk

Barbara Walters, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Star Jones Reynolds, Meredith Vieira The View

DeGeneres's program won for Outstanding Talk Show last year in its freshman season. Now she deserves to take this category as well. Casually confident and consistently funny, Ellen has a deft touch with celebrity chat that would play well at any hour.


Alex Trebek Jeopardy!

Bob Barker The Price Is Right

Meredith Vieira Who Wants to Be a Millionaire *

Ken Jennings's winning streak made Jeopardy! hot last year, but stuffy Trebek doesn't rate a fourth Emmy in this category. Barker has won for best host 12 times. For variety's sake let's go with Vieira, who's totally at home in the game genre in Millionaire's third syndicated season.


All My Children As the World Turns General Hospital * The Young and the Restless

All My Children and its popular baby-swap saga—featuring a crossover with sister show One Life to Live—could be a spoiler, but the favorite here is GH and its special-effects-laden hotel fire.


Michael E. Knight All My Children

Roger Howarth As the World Turns

Jack Wagner The Bold and the Beautiful

Steve Burton General Hospital

Grant Aleksander Guiding Light

Christian Jules LeBlanc The Young and the Restless *

Y&R's LeBlanc has lost out four times in the supporting category, but he turned heads in his new storyline—dealing with a whacked-out half-brother—and is the man to beat.


Martha Byrne As the World Turns

Susan Flannery The Bold and the Beautiful

Nancy Lee Grahn General Hospital *

Kim Zimmer Guiding Light

Erika Slezak One Life to Live

Kassie DePaiva One Life to Live

Juliet Mills Passions

Michelle Stafford The Young and the Restless

In a crowded field, GH's Grahn stands out for her performance coping with a dying child and a volatile Mob boss ex.

  • Contributors:
  • Terry Kelleher,
  • Mike Lipton,
  • Amy Bonawitz.