"Being on the other side of a relationship with someone like me must be difficult."
"The first time I felt famous was when I went to the movies with my mom. I had gone to the loo, and someone in the bathroom said in a very loud voice, 'Girl in stall No. 1, were you in Mystic Pizza?' I paused and I said, 'Yeah, that was me.' "
"I love being an idiot, and acting lets you be an idiot"
"I eat airline food, I sleep standing up and I'm putting away a lot of money for a plastic surgeon."
"There's something about death that is comforting. The thought that you could die tomorrow frees you to appreciate your life now."
"I get letters from women and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past the same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?"
"According to my mom, I'm such a big shot that she's threatening to have her uterus bronzed."
"Even I don't look like Cindy Crawford in the morning."
"I'm not offended at all, because I know I'm not a dumb blonde. I also know I'm not blonde."
"I am tough, ambitious and know exactly what I want. If at makes e a bitch, okay"
"Face it, I didn't become a star until I took my clothes off"
"There is an insane desire to be more controversial and famous than you need to be. Britney [Spears] is a good example of that."
"S—- happens, I know. But man, at times I've wished s-would go somewhere else for a while."
"I was a shy ugly kid who led a big fantasy life. I thought I was an angel sent from heaven, sent to cure polio. When Dr. Salk did it, I was really pissed off."
"I've been fortunate—I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people"