Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (ABC, May 9, 7 p.m. ET) Listen up, you Muggles. The first Potter movie has its network premiere, followed by a 10-min. plug for the third one, opening in June.

King of the Hill (FOX, May 9, 7:30 p.m. ET) It's Texas-style Zen comedy when Hank hurts his back and gets relief from a yogi (guest voice Johnny Depp).

The Carol Burnett Show: Let's Bump Up the Lights (CBS, May 12, 10 p.m. ET) Remember when they blew lines and giggled uncontrollably? Carol and her old mates reminisce and run clips in another special.

ER (NBC, May 13, 10 p.m. ET) In the season finale, Dr. Kovac struggles to keep a woman and her young son alive after a car accident.

Hope & Faith (ABC, May 14, 9 p.m. ET) Kelly Ripa wallows in suds as All My Children's Susan Lucci guest-stars in an hour-long episode centering on the Daytime Emmys.