"I was lying in bed with my daughter, we had both been doing press for our movies, and she said, 'Daddy, what would have happened if my movie beat your movie?' I giggled. She said, 'Why is that funny?' She wants to beat me badly."

"I was at a drive-thru and I ordered my food, paid the lady and then drove off—without my food. I got all the way home before realizing it. I went back and they were laughing at me. They thought I was such an idiot."

"Wearing my price tag on my Stella McCartney, while I was getting my picture taken."

"Having toothpaste on my forehead when I got out of the car at an event."

"My dog getting stuck on our roof yesterday. He's just a little guy, and he kind of slipped through the window."

  • Contributors:
  • CONTRIBUTORS Danielle Anderson,
  • With Arnesa A. Howell,
  • Scott Huver,
  • Kimberly Lansing,
  • Michelle Ward,
  • Shari Weiss.