"I was at a drive-thru and I ordered my food, paid the lady and then drove off—without my food. I got all the way home before realizing it. I went back and they were laughing at me. They thought I was such an idiot."
"Wearing my price tag on my Stella McCartney, while I was getting my picture taken."
"Having toothpaste on my forehead when I got out of the car at an event."
"My dog getting stuck on our roof yesterday. He's just a little guy, and he kind of slipped through the window."
- CONTRIBUTORS Danielle Anderson,
- With Arnesa A. Howell,
- Scott Huver,
- Kimberly Lansing,
- Michelle Ward,
- Shari Weiss.
"I was lying in bed with my daughter, we had both been doing press for our movies, and she said, 'Daddy, what would have happened if my movie beat your movie?' I giggled. She said, 'Why is that funny?' She wants to beat me badly."