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AKIVA SHAFFER, 30 & ANDY SAMBERG, 29

The Saturday Night Live star and the SNL writer met at Willard Middle School in Berkeley, Calif.

WHERE DO YOU MEET THE LADIES?

AKIVA: You know, it's wherever: a street corner, a back alley, the piers.

ANDY: On tours of 30 Rockefeller Center.

AKIVA: I basically can't walk a few steps out my front door without meeting three or four ...

ANDY: [Laughing] Classic Kiv!

AKIVA: ... and then just having sex with them.

WHO'S YOUR IDEAL WOMAN?

ANDY: Lady Liberty.

AKIVA: Mother Earth.

WHAT'S YOUR STRATEGY WHEN YOU TWO GO OUT TOGETHER?

ANDY: We get a giant trench coat, and one gets on the other one's shoulders, so we're like a giant.

AKIVA: 'Cause we're into really tall girls.

DAVE ANNABLE, 28 & MATTHEW RHYS, 33

Costars on Brothers and Sisters and fishing buddies

EVER CATCH ANYTHING?

MR: Sometimes no fishing is done at all.

ARE WOMEN EASIER TO CATCH?

DA: Once this girl—within 10 seconds!—comes up to Matthew and says, "Are you gay in real life?" And he said, "No." And she said, "Come with me." And that was the last I saw of Matthew that night.

SINCE YOU'RE OLDER, DO YOU ADVISE DAVE?

MR: He calls me Yoda.

DA: He gives the best advice. 'Cause I get into relationships quickly. I'm a cuddler.

MR: Cuddling is fine. Just don't say "I love you" on a first date.

DA: I'm like, "Bro, I just finished the appetizer and I said I loved her. Is that bad?"

BRODY JENNER, 24 & FRANKIE DELGADO, 27

The Hills costars met in 2004

BJ: We met at Jerry's deli [in L.A.]. I'd seen him around.

FD: We were both like, "Who is this guy that's always got girls?"

BJ: That's what you were thinking.

WHAT TYPE OF WOMAN DO YOU GO FOR?

FD: Beautiful, understanding of our lifestyle ...

BJ: ... good personality. And can go camping.

IF YOU BOTH LIKE SOMEONE?

FD: Rock, paper, scissors.

EVER LET A GIRL COME BETWEEN YOU?

BJ: We went on a boys trip to Miami after he broke up with his girlfriend. All of a sudden, they rekindle. Next thing you know, I'm in Miami by myself. I had the couch. It was a nightmare.

FD: He forgave me.

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MARK BALLAS, 22 & DEREK HOUGH, 23

Pros on Dancing with the Stars, childhood friends and bandmates

EVER BEEN INTERESTED IN THE SAME GIRL?

MB: We were 12. So that doesn't really count. It was like, "I want to hold her hand." "No, I get to!"

WHAT GIRLS ARE OFF-LIMITS?

MB: I dated his sister [Julianne Hough].

DH: It didn't bother me because it was Mark, so I guess no girls are really off-limits.

IS DANCING A BIG PART OF YOUR SOCIAL LIFE?

MB: I'm not that much of a club dancer.

DH: Me neither. We're kind of wallflowers. We don't go to clubs to pick up girls. We're not a "Night at the Roxbury" kind of thing.

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