Nia Vardalos, John Corbett | PG-13 |


Hepburn and Tracy, or even Ryan and Hanks, they're not. When Vardalos gets smoochy in Day with Corbett, her My Big Fat Greek Wedding squeeze, the result is a big fat snooze. Vardalos wrote and directed this groaningly obvious tale about a relationship-phobic florist in Brooklyn who falls for a guy opening a tapas bar. To borrow a joke from the movie, no one here comes out on tapas.