FAVORITE FAST FOOD

I love McDonald's. I had the Oreo McFlurry every day for a month. But the caramel sundae is my favorite thing in the world. And those fish sandwiches—amazing!

HE WILL NEVER ...

Be like those people who go down in the ocean and feed the sharks. I'll feed the homeless instead. Let the sharks get food for themselves.

WEIRDEST HABIT

I grew up with cheap refrigerators, so I never knew when the milk was fresh. To this day I will only drink milk the day I buy it and then get rid of it because I'm so frightened that it won't be good the next day.

SOMEONE WHO MAKES HIM LAUGH

I gotta go with Don Rickles. Whenever I see him on a talk show, his reply to any question is funny. He's always kind of agitated, and I love that about him.

ALWAYS BRINGS HIS ...

Laptop. I have a season of 30 Rock, all my music and Woody Allen movies on it. I am a Mac user. If they had water, I would drink the Mac water! Steve Jobs can eat at my house anytime.

BEST PLACE TO VISIT

I love Madison Square Garden. It's one of my favorite places in the world. It's where I saw Run-DMC, Prince and many great Knicks games. I finally got to headline my own show there, and it was just magical.