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COURTNEY LOVE

1. TOP HAT

Hey, Happy New Year! Now where's Dick Clark?

2. LACE LEGGINGS

Because the new year she's celebrating is 1986!

3. YELLOW SATIN SHOES

Or she's a French aristocrat and it's 1786!

KAT VON D

1. RED HAIR

This is what happens when you show your colorist a pic of Raggedy Ann.

2. SUIT

Auditioning to play the new Joker?

3. LOW-RISE PANTS

A tattoo-covered hipbone is way sexier than flat abs.

SHAUNA SAND

1. FLOWER

Pretty much the only innocent part of this whole getup.

2. MESH DRESS

We're speechless. Insert fig-leaf joke here.

3. CLEAR SHOES

Well of course she's gotta make her outfit matchy-matchy!

BJORK

1. EYELINER

Whoa, we found the long-lost twin of Adam Lambert.

2. TEXTURED TOP

The latest in Christmas tree ornament fashion.

3. SKIRT

When in Sweden (and she was), make like a Swedish fish.

KELIS

1. HAIR

If unicorns are lucky, five horns must be super lucky!

2. TAIL

Who else thinks Kelis went to see Avatar, like, 10 times?

3. SHOES

Why ask Santa for a pony if you can dress up like one?

JOHNNY WEIR

1. HAT

Ah, yes, the Kentucky Derby. At least he won't get a sunburn.

2. BLAZER

Poor fellow must have missed the Wet Paint sign.

3. SHOES

Was he going for the '50s Mob boss look?

  • Contributors:
  • CONTRIBUTORS Bridgette Bartlett,
  • Alexis Chiu,
  • Rennie Dyball,
  • Jackie Fields,
  • Marisa Laudadio,
  • Samantha McIntyre,
  • Lesley Messer,
  • Thailan Pham,
  • Suzanne Zuckerman,
  • with Andra Chantim,
  • Kate Hallett,
  • Monique Jessen,
  • Julie Jordan,
  • Zara Kessler,
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