"I'M A GEEK"
"I'm one of the few Star Trek
fans with children-who've actually had the ability to accomplish what you have to accomplish to have a child. I love Star Trek
, I love Battlestar Galactica
, I love Star Wars
. And my kids are into superheroes, so it's like Comic-Con at our house."
"I DRESS LIKE A BUM"
"I have to dress up for the job, so when I'm home, it's the opposite. It's like sweatpants from 1994, the kind with the elastic at the ankles."
"I'M NOT SMOOTH"
"I'm not the type to say something romantic and sweep a woman off her feet. I wasn't the guy in high school who could walk up to a girl and say, 'What are you doing on Friday? I'd like to take you to dinner.' I'd have to say something like, 'Hey, this Friday if I don't have a date, my doctors say I may not live. You could save my life.' Something ridiculous."
"SOMETIMES I'M A LITTLE TOO FUNNY"
"I taught my son to say, 'That's what she said,' and he'll use it for any and all situations. It brings the house down! Kim thinks it's both hilarious and horrifying."