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LAST PERSON I KISSED ...

That would be my wife, Portia [de Rossi]. We kiss each other good night every night and good morning every morning. We've been married three years, so I don't even have to brush my teeth first.

LAST TIME I HELPED A STRANGER ...

I hope I'm always helping. I don't know if I've broken up a fight like Ryan Gosling, but I would if I saw one.

LAST SPLURGE ...

We threw a pretty great anniversary party. Joshua Radin sang a song he wrote for us, and Portia hired skywriters to do a "three" in the sky. It was no Kardashian wedding, but it was really beautiful.

LAST THING I ATE ...

Now, I'm having a kale, mango and almond milk shake. If I know it's good for me, I'll drink it or eat it. I don't care about taste as much.

LAST TIME I CURSED ...

Probably imitating someone who was cursing. I do curse if there's a reason to. If I knock my knee into something really hard, there's going to be a curse word, you know? I'm not going to say, "Darn!"

The talk show host is back for her ninth season on Sept. 12.