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Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

1. Sunglasses

Seeing spots? This is taking the leopard-print trend one step too far.

2. Purse

Which schoolgirl was clobbered for this Hello Kitty bag?

3. Boots

Not hot: boots that resemble a poodle fresh from the groomer.

David Arquette

1. Glasses

Elton John called from 1975. He wants his glasses back.

2. Suit jacket

Step right up! Turns out Arquette is a celeb by day, carnival barker by night.

3. Shoes

Does Dancing with the Stars allow tap dancing?

Sharon Stone

1. Headpiece

She's on a one-woman mission to bring back the Roaring Twenties.

2. Coat

Collar and cuffs, courtesy Rockettes.

3. Shoes

Open-toe shoes paired with arctic fur? Time to check the weather forecast.

Cynthia Nixon

1. T-shirt

There's got to be a better way to make a political statement.

2. Skirt

Put it back in the tablecloth drawer.

3. Shoes

Leave the cowboy boots home on the range-unless it's necessary to mount a steed in the middle of New York City.


1. Makeup

Gene Simmons and the guys from KISS are peeved about the trademark infringement.

2. Arm warmers

Looks like the airport body scanner left a mark.

3. Tights

It's always embarrassing when no one points out a pantyhose run.

Johnny Weir

1. Hair

His hairdresser obviously draws great inspiration from the works of Dr. Seuss.

2. Jacket

Wow, a teal hombre fur shrug. At least the purse matches.

3. Pants

Pajama jeans! Somebody's been watching late-night TV.