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Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

1. Sunglasses

Seeing spots? This is taking the leopard-print trend one step too far.

2. Purse

Which schoolgirl was clobbered for this Hello Kitty bag?

3. Boots

Not hot: boots that resemble a poodle fresh from the groomer.

David Arquette

1. Glasses

Elton John called from 1975. He wants his glasses back.

2. Suit jacket

Step right up! Turns out Arquette is a celeb by day, carnival barker by night.

3. Shoes

Does Dancing with the Stars allow tap dancing?

Sharon Stone

1. Headpiece

She's on a one-woman mission to bring back the Roaring Twenties.

2. Coat

Collar and cuffs, courtesy Rockettes.

3. Shoes

Open-toe shoes paired with arctic fur? Time to check the weather forecast.

Cynthia Nixon

1. T-shirt

There's got to be a better way to make a political statement.

2. Skirt

Put it back in the tablecloth drawer.

3. Shoes

Leave the cowboy boots home on the range-unless it's necessary to mount a steed in the middle of New York City.

Ke$ha

1. Makeup

Gene Simmons and the guys from KISS are peeved about the trademark infringement.

2. Arm warmers

Looks like the airport body scanner left a mark.

3. Tights

It's always embarrassing when no one points out a pantyhose run.

Johnny Weir

1. Hair

His hairdresser obviously draws great inspiration from the works of Dr. Seuss.

2. Jacket

Wow, a teal hombre fur shrug. At least the purse matches.

3. Pants

Pajama jeans! Somebody's been watching late-night TV.