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Joel McHale,40

COMMUNITY'S LEADING GOOFBALL

HIS SECRET FOR ROMANCE: "Women always say, 'I want someone funny,' but I feel like guys use comedy to make up for their lack of sexiness. I do it all the time; that's why I wear a flower that squirts water during lovemaking with my wife, because it is hilarious."

Ty Burrell, 44

MODERN FAMILY'S LOVABLE DOOFUS

HOW HE MAINTAINS A SEXY PHYSIQUE: "I do a series of 1950s-style calisthenics that is the goofiest thing you've ever seen in your life. I do the old hands-on-hips side bends, the deep leg lunges. It all looks like Jack LaLanne. My wife laughs hysterically."

Kevin Hart, 32

STAND-UP COMEDIAN

HIS HOTTEST ATTRIBUTE: "I'm gonna have to go with my calves. They kind of look like a deer's leg when a deer is running as fast as it can. Its calves flare up with muscles. That's how my calves are every day. It's ridiculous the attention I get for my calves. Women are like, 'Oh my God, what will it take to get to know you and your calves?'"

Seth MacFarlane, 38

CREATOR OF FAMILY GUY

HIS WOOING TECHNIQUE: "What I would do to woo a lady and my perfect date night are two separate things. If I were wooing a lady, I'd do something that I actually have no interest in doing. Personally I'd rather sit home, drink alcohol and watch movies. That's the perfect date night for me. It's either dull or charming."