From Russia With Amour

As he tries to avoid French taxes, Gerard Depardieu gets Russian passport. This is also the plot to Green Card 2: Putin Out the Fire.

Underwood Overwhelmed

With NHL strike over, Carrie says she'll lose puckster hubby Mike Fisher as "purse holder." Actual hockey players will just lose teeth.

Good Karma

Alicia Keys gets $100,000-plus eco-sportscar Fisker Karma from husband Swizz Beatz. Now that's a lot of green.

Aloha, Mr. Penn!

Spicoli + Hercules = Whoa, dude, is that really the Gangster Squad star on the beach in Hawaii?

Musical Chairs

Off The Voice's Season 4, Cee Lo and Christina Aguilera may not return, says NBC. They could always try the blind auditions.

The Devil Inside

Heidi Klum says she shows "little devil horns" in the bedroom. Her bodyguard beau tells himself he has the best job on the planet.

Cuddle Buddy

Pooch Perfect

Miley Cyrus posts Twitter pic of her new pup Bean. Please, Miley, it's adorable as is: No haircuts!