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Boy Band Ink

Forever Young

Zayn from One Direction gets a caricature of his girlfriend tattooed on his arm. Let us suggest a new direction: Dr. Tattoff.

Princess of (New) York

Eugenie might move to N.Y.C. As it says on the Statue of Liberty, "Give me your tired, your poor, your royals with nutty hats."

Annie

Hard Knocker

Cameron Diaz will play Miss Hannigan in the new Annie movie. Consider it a promotion from Bad Teacher to really bad caretaker.

A Good Thing?

Martha Stewart admits to sexting. Thank you, Martha, for constantly redefining what it means to get crafty.

Who You Calling a 1%-er?

Sean Combs says his life is "pretty normal" and he doesn't even like caviar. Luckily his butler, driver and entourage adore the stuff.

Expecto Moreshoesum!

Emma Watson claims to own only eight pairs of shoes. Fortunately she does have a certain magical power known as a stylist.