Hollywood Rap Sheet
Shoplifting, indecent exposure, slapping a cop: celebrity justice at its most outrageous
"People can say what they want about her, but she's really nice."
– A fellow inmate on Martha Stewart's personality
"There's so much s--- going on in my life, I only have one way out. I need to marry Ben Affleck."
– Courtney Love of her troubles
"When you walk out the door with $5,560.40 worth of stolen property that is grand theft, no matter who you are."
– Ann Rundle, Deputy DA, during Winona Ryder's shoplifting case
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