Hollywood Rap Sheet

"People can say what they want about her, but she's really nice."

– A fellow inmate on Martha Stewart's personality

Mar 2005

"There's so much s--- going on in my life, I only have one way out. I need to marry Ben Affleck."

– Courtney Love of her troubles

Mar 2004

"When you walk out the door with $5,560.40 worth of stolen property that is grand theft, no matter who you are."

– Ann Rundle, Deputy DA, during Winona Ryder's shoplifting case

Oct 29, 2002