They Said What? for Feb. 15, 2004

02/15/2005 at 06:00 AM EST

They Said What? for Feb. 15, 2004
Britney Spears
• "I think my dogs are so much cuter than Tinkerbell (ruff! ruff!)."
Britney Spears, calling out Paris Hilton's beloved Chihuahua, in a letter to fans

• "Who's going to watch us when they can watch a hot, shirtless guy build a skate ramp for a kid with no bones?"
Arrested Development's Jason Bateman, musing on his FOX show's ratings competition, ABC's Extreme Makeover Home Edition, on Saturday Night Live

• "Everybody wanted to know what I would do if I didn't win. I guess we'll never know."
Kanye West, upon winning a Grammy for best rap album (The College Dropout)

• "This is the trippiest thing I've ever gone through in my life."
– Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine, accepting his group's best new artist Grammy

• "I'm gonna miss nine years of kissing without tongue."
Ray Romano, on fake-smooching TV wife Patricia Heaton. The last episode of Everybody Loves Raymond airs May 16

• "My whole take on fashion is, 'Try not to get made fun of.' "
Cursed star and vintage clothes fan Christina Ricci

• "(Among) all the brilliance that congregates here at gorgeous Harvard, it's nice to know that there's not one ounce of class."
They Said What? for Feb. 15, 2004| Britney Spears, Actor Class

Catherine Zeta-Jones

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Catherine Zeta-Jones, good-naturedly accepting her Hasty Pudding woman of the year award from the Ivy League school's theatrical organization

• "Fragrance is a necessity on days you don't have time to shower."
Sarah Jessica Parker, on why she's developing her own fragrance

• "I assume this is what comes of being 42 and single."
Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross, denying rumors that she is a lesbian

• "Next week, Ashlee Simpson is launching her tour. When asked about it, Ashlee said, 'Luckily if I'm late, they can always start without me.' "
Conan O'Brien

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