They Said What? for May 10

They Said What? for May 10
Katie Holmes
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05/10/2005 AT 06:00 AM EDT

• "I'm not as sweet as you think I am."
Katie Holmes, to Giant magazine, before going public with her relationship with Tom Cruise

• "Corey, that was beautiful. You really blew me away. It's like I rolled over and said to you this morning, 'You have real star quality.' I'll see you at home."
Saturday Night Live's Amy Poehler, playing American Idol judge Paula Abdul in a sketch mocking Abdul's alleged affair with contestant Corey Clark

• "The latest rumor in Hollywood is that actress Jennifer Garner is pregnant with Ben Affleck's baby. Which means Affleck has finally had a successful release."
Conan O'Brien

• "I'm truly sorry for the trouble I've caused, and offer my deep and sincere apology."
– "Runaway Bride" Jennifer Wilbanks, in a statement after she faked her own abduction to avoid her wedding

• "I don't read any of it. I just look at the pictures to see what I was wearing last week and if it was cute."
Paris Hilton, on reading her own press

• "I can't stop rubbing my head. It's so soft. I might keep it for a while."
Star Wars actress Natalie Portman, who shaved her hair off for a movie role

They Said What? for May 10| Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon

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• "I'm kinda bummed because I thought I had a shot at being named Pope ... but this is cool, too."
Jimmy Fallon, on hosting the 2005 MTV Movie Awards on June 4

• "Money and power aren't what life is about."
Orlando Bloom, on keeping his nice-guy status. His movie Kingdom of Heaven opened at No. 1 at the box office on Friday.

• "It's hard to put a price on Britney Spears's urine."
– Golden Palace spokesman Drew Black, after the online casino paid $5,001 for a home pregnancy test said to be the singer's

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