They Said What? for July 12

They Said What? for July 12
Catherine Zeta-Jones
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07/12/2005 AT 06:00 AM EDT

• "You will never be famous, you will never be infamous, you are just a criminal."
Catherine Zeta-Jones, in a letter to stalker Dawnette Knight, who was sentenced to three years in prison for threatening the actress

• "I hate the idea that if you say 'f–,' you get an R (rating). It just seems like such bulls–."
Owen Wilson, star of the R-rated Wedding Crashers, to Entertainment Weekly

• "He's so generous and kind, and he helps so many people, and, um, he makes me laugh like I've never laughed, and he's a great friend ..."
Katie Holmes, on fiancé Tom Cruise, in W

• "You adore him."
Jessica Rodriguez, Scientologist and self-described "best friend" of Katie Holmes, to the actress during the interview with W

• "The ice-cream maker just doesn't fit with Victor Von Doom."
Julian McMahon, who plays the villainous Dr. Doom in Fantastic Four, on his pre-acting job as an ice-cream salesman

• "I watched them put it on. You can figure out how to get it off. It's on the Internet. I looked it up."
Martha Stewart, on the electronic monitoring device she must wear on her ankle during her five months of house arrest, in Vanity Fair

They Said What? for July 12| Jeremy Piven

Jeremy Piven

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• "I'm a hardworking, metrosexual actor. I'm not a Miami boy, but I do celebrate the linen."
Entourage's Jeremy Piven, in Entertainment Weekly

• "Are two people supposed to be with each other for the rest of their lives? I don't believe that's realistic. That's just my own opinion. This idea of a perfect marriage just doesn't exist."
Kate Hudson, who is married to rocker Chris Robinson, in Playboy

• "At the time, I thought it was the right thing to do, but I now know it was wrong."
Lil' Kim, on lying to a grand jury about a 2001 shooting, upon being sentenced to one year and a day in prison for perjury

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