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– Courteney Cox, mom to 15-month-old Coco with husband David Arquette, to USA Today
• "I want to publicly apologize to Sienna and our respective families for the pain that I have caused."
– Jude Law, in a statement released the day a story broke that he'd cheated on fiancée Sienna Miller with his children's nanny
• "After Jude Law was caught sleeping with his nanny, his ex-wife replaced her with a woman who's old enough to be Jude Law's mother. As a result, Ashton Kutcher is now sleeping with Jude Law's nanny."
– Conan O'Brien
• "Guys have come up and either hit me in the balls or thrown a drink in my face, thinking I like this type of thing."
– Dukes of Hazzard star Johnny Knoxville, on fan encounters following the success of MTV's Jackass, to GQ
• "There are no secrets – this is a hard sporting event, and hard work wins it."
– Lance Armstrong, after winning his seventh consecutive Tour de France
• "People forget about people like Lance, and they ought to focus more on people like him and less on people like me and where I go out at night."
– Lindsay Lohan, after watching Armstrong cross the finish line in Paris
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– Pam Anderson, addressing rumors that she was set to wed ex-husband Tommy Lee, on her Web site
• "I think she just wants to be loved and, you know, he's like me 15 years ago. I gave him all the warnings I could. I said, 'Listen, I've been there, you guys have gotta be careful.' You know, they look at me like an old guy, you know, 'Whatever.' "
– Tom Arnold, on his next-door neighbors Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, to Entertainment Weekly
• "I've always said my career is somewhere between children's programming and hard-core porn."
– Gilbert Gottfried, who appears in The Aristocrats, a documentary about what's been called the world's dirtiest joke
