August 15, 2005
We were informed that we had the morning to do whatever we pleased. Janice used the extra time to have seven additional layers of makeup plastered on by her makeup artists. Bronson, Carey, Pepa and I slept in late. Meanwhile, Jose and Caprice decided to spend private time together tanning poolside. We were all in agreement that there was a strong connection between Caprice and Jose. Caprice was definitely playing hard to get and it was driving Jose crazy!!
Then we found out what our next mission was: we would be traveling to the desert to learn motocross racing from motocross madman Carey Hart! All of the Surreal Life-rs were quite excited about this new adventure – that is everyone but Janice "I Can't Do It" Dickinson. The guys tried to encourage her to have an open mind about it and at the very least try to be supportive of Carey. Instead, Janice called her agent to see how she could punk out of yet another group activity.
When we arrived at the motocross course, Carey was nowhere to be found. We heard a loud roaring coming directly at us. And then Carey pulls a 100-ft. jump right over our heads. It was AWESOME!! Jose told me that the thought of riding motorcycles terrified him. But in spite of his fear, he was still up for the challenge.
Carey introduced our instructors and then we were fitted with protective gear, uniforms and helmets. The instructors were incredible! They had us circling the beginner's course in no time. But Carey had to babysit Janice because she was throwing one of her supermodel tempter tantrums.
After a long ride home, we returned to the mansion and showered and changed in order to prepare for our "slumber party." The invited guests were Spinderella from Pepa's group Salt-n-Papa; Jose's dog Zeus, who was invited to visit our three-legged pup Lucky; Carey's buddy from Vegas; and Caprice's friend, who brought lingerie. Janice invited a strange little man and the two of them got boozed up and made fun of the other guests all night.
Caprice asked me, Jose and Carey to model her lingerie for an impromptu fashion show. Jose and Carey bravely modeled the women's undies, thongs and bras during the show. Even Jose's dog Zeus sported a matching pink lacy bra and panty ensemble.
Meanwhile, a little of what I like to call "TV magic" was at work again: None of our guests actually slept over at the Surreal Life house that night. In fact, they visited for less than two hours.
Next week: We hit the road and head to VEGAS!!
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