Johnny Depp
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– Johnny Depp, whose latest odd role is the groom in Tim Burton's Corpse Bride
• "You have to watch the clock constantly because you're only allowed out of your home for a limited period, and for a busy person, watching the clock – and knowing other people are watching the clock – is extremely difficult."
– Martha Stewart, on why home confinement was worse than prison
• "George Bush hates midgets."
– Chris Rock, during the Shelter from the Storm telethon, poking fun at Kanye West's earlier statement that "George Bush hates black people"
• "Don't forget: George Bush hates albinos."
– Chris Rock, later on the BET telethon
• "People have lost their lives, lost their families. It's the least I could do to go up there and say something from my heart, to say something that's real."
– Kanye West, defending his telethon ad lib, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show
• "That's what they do now. Whenever there's trouble they send former Presidents Clinton and Bush. Earlier today, they arrived on the set of Joey."
– David Letterman, on the ex-Presidents being recruited once again for fund raising
Gisele Bundchen
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– Gisele Bundchen, to the Daily, on why Victoria's Secret isn't a good fit for Fashion Week
• "He wants to do a 'We Are the World'-type thing ... and he's also volunteering his giraffes to help people off rooftops."
– Jimmy Kimmel, on Michael Jackson's hope to help the Hurricane Katrina relief effort
• "As ridiculous as it sounds, I focus on what position I'm going to be in, how hardcore it is, what does it mean – then I'm not so giddy, thinking about how I'm naked."
– Julian McMahon, on his explicit Nip/Tuck sex scenes, to Entertainment Weekly
