Carrie Underwood: "It will probably say 'American Idol,' even if it's 2080!"
Robert Downey, Jr.: "Gimme back my money."
Adrian Grenier (Entourage): "He kept it real, from 1976 to whenever."
Selma Blair: "I'm taking this one from Isaac Mizrahi: 'Finally.' There will be no more worrying about death."
Mo Rocca: "Neither of his kids was named Phinnaeus nor Hazel."
Kirsten Dunst: "I'm 23 years old. I'm too young (to feel mortality)."
Chris Harrison (The Bachelor): "This is your final rose."
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Diane von Furstenberg: "It's a wrap."
Damien Fahey (MTV veejay): "I am not Carson Daly."
Fran Drescher: "Her laugh made them laugh."
Morgan Freeman: "Shucks, I was having such a good ride."
Chevy Chase: "Dig 'em up!"
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