–Jake Gyllenhaal, joking about the manliness of filming his new war movie, Jarhead
"I know actors say, I got in shape for a role. But he was working out twice a day sometimes, with a trainer who was like a Nazi."
–Peter Sarsgaard, on Jarhead costar Gyllenhaal's bulked-up body
"Miss Theron has taken her struggle of the objectification of women to the magazine rack. Her firm naked body sends a message: 'I'm not an object to be leered at.' "
–Stephen Colbert (The Colbert Report), on Charlize Theron's racy Entertainment Weekly cover
"I do not have a child and all allegations saying so are false."
–Janet Jackson, denying her former brother-in-law's claim that she has a "secret" 18-year-old daughter from her annulled marriage to James DeBarge
"There’s a rumor going around that Janet Jackson has a secret child. Hey, if I had a kid, I wouldn’t want Michael to know about it either."
"I've got a catchphrase: 'You're fired.' Don King has a catchphrase: 'Not guilty.' "
–Donald Trump, at the Friar's Club Roast for boxing promoter Don King, who has spent time behind bars
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–Eva Longoria, on her dating life before meeting her beau, NBA star Tony Parker
"I will be forever grateful for her courage and conviction."
–Oprah Winfrey, eulogizing civil-rights icon Rosa Parks
"Although (the Mayan culture) is an integral part of the story, what I am doing is creating an action-adventure of mythic proportions ... and I am a megalomaniac, so I like the position."
– Mel Gibson, on helming his newest film project, Apocalypto