Halle Berry at her Hasty Pudding ceremony
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– The promise Halle Berry was required to write four times on a blackboard before receiving Harvard's Hasty Pudding woman of the year award
• "She would be like a stranger to me now."
– American Idol judge Simon Cowell, on how often he keeps in touch with former Idol champ Kelly Clarkson
• "It was bit like being in a dog show ... You kind of get trotted out sort of like Britain's prized poodle, I suppose, wearing a dress and they give you marks out of 10 for what you're wearing and what your jewels are like."
– Oscar-nominee Keira Knightley, to Ellen DeGeneres on walking the red carpet
• "We call him the second sexiest man in America."
– Grey's Anatomy costar Kate Walsh, on Patrick Dempsey (The No. 1 sexiest man? PEOPLE's Sexiest Man Alive, Matthew McConaughey)
• "Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: It's Dick Cheney."
– David Letterman, on the vice president shooting hunting partner Harry Whittington
• "That's, like, a false gauge of how great your movie is, because everybody got in free and they're happy to be there, and they, they love it."
– Freedomland star Samuel L. Jackson, on why he enjoys film premieres, on Good Morning America
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– Coldplay frontman Chris Martin at the Brit Awards, sparking rumors that his band may be splitting up
• "I walk into a room and all I see are butts."
– Pink Panther star Kristin Chenoweth, who is under 5-feet tall, to Esquire
• "People initially think I'm a snob, because I'm intensely private."
– Evangeline Lilly, who has been having a low-key romance with Lost costar Dominic Monaghan, to Esquire
