Jolie has not signed on for Tomb Raider 3 and has no plans to play video-game heroine Lara Croft any time soon.
Pitt is not trying to convince Jolie to join the cast of Ocean's 13. (Sorry, George.)
Jolie is not looking to adopt a Namibian infant – at least not right now.
Jolie's ill mom, Marcheline Bertrand, is not near death and did not ask Jolie to give birth in France as a "dying wish."
Pitt did not purchase for Jolie a "fidelity necklace" as a pre-baby wedding gift. In fact they currently have no plans to marry.
Finally, Jolie is not planning to buy a small African nation of her own.