Idol Watch: Paris Is Safe!

Update Thursday April 27, 2006 08:15 AM EDT Originally posted Wednesday April 26, 2006 09:00 AM EDT

Idol Watch: Paris Is Safe! | American Idol

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The Votes Are In …
Kellie Pickler displayed sweetness, sunniness and an easygoing silliness during her American Idol stay but not – to quote Paula Abdul – greatness. As expected she left the show Wednesday night, taking her nesses with her.

Minus Kellie, the voting breakdown put Chris Daughtry and Katharine McPhee standing in the front ranks, as humble yet handsome as king and queen of the prom. They were followed by Elliott Yamin and Taylor Hicks, with Paris Bennett in last place. All very good singers, singing in very distinct styles.

The show will go into the final five with a strong mix. Good! Fun! But Paris’s history on the show has been so consistently shaky – her history, not her vocals – I’m not sure how she’ll ever win over enough people now.

Tuesday Night's Show
Tuesday was not a good night, not at all for American Idol, with only two performers really wowing the judges.

Elliott Yamin, seizing the opportunity to shine on a show dedicated to love ballads, punched up every note of "A Song for You" with emotion. Frankly, his voice can get on my nerves – it vibrates like a saw that’s been struck with a hammer, woing woing woing – but every word was phrased sharp, clear and meaningful.

Chris Daughtry, who was a surprise visitor to the bottom three last week after a tepid "What a Wonderful World," found his way back to praise with a more compatible rock-style number, Bryan Adams's "Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman?" He probably wished he could elbow aside the two flamenco guitarists who were flanking him – and vocally, by the end, he did. He rode out the song with smooth, almost trilling power.

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Still, it's a measure of the night, coached by Italian pop-opera superstar Andrea Bocelli and songwriter-producer David Foster, that even these standouts couldn't really compete with Paula Abdul’s reactions to them. Elliott had her crying with gratitude, barely able to speak (while Simon sniggered beside her). She responded to Chris by standing up, waving her arms and shouting "We! Love! You!" She seemed to be at a North Korean military parade.

Paula can be so intense sometimes. There's a word – Italian? Can you help, Andrea? Diva.

Paula was much more subdued with the other singers, and so were Randy Jackson and Simon Cowell. Viewers probably were feeling the same. Kellie Picker’s Dolly Parton-Goldie Hawn persona is awfully cute, but her voice has shown a bad tendency to lose its way in a song. You wish someone would throw her a rope and pull her out to safety.

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Foster described Taylor Hicks as potentially the most charismatic contestant this season, but you wouldn’t know it from last night’s show: He was unattractively lit beneath a blanching bright spotlight that made him look like Jay Leno about to be sucked up into a UFO.

Simon described Katharine McPhee's cover of the Whitney Houston ballad "I Have Nothing" as "quite cabaret," knowing full well that the word "cabaret" induces shivers of disgust, fear and loathing in most young Americans.

I always like Paris Bennett, but even she had trouble with "The Way We Were" – she sang it so big, she seemed only a few notes away from spontaneously combusting.

Who’s going? My guess is Kellie.

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